Indiana Jones and
the Fate of Atlantis
Alright,
I know I said I was done with the Indiana Jones series. However, this game is
actually a pretty important part of it. Along with Maniac Mansion, Day of the
Tentacle, and Monkey Island, it's
one of LucasArts masterpieces. When I saw it was available on Steam for
practically nothing, you bet your butts I jumped on the chance and bought it.
I
first played the game in the mid-90s on a computer…because my parents wouldn't
let me have any game systems. *silently weeps* Now I have to confess
something---that rodent thing in the jungle was something I didn't figure out
for several years. I know…I'm an idiot. Other than that, it's not an easy game
but definitely worthwhile.
Plot
in a Nutshell:
Indy is searching for something on the campus of Barnett College and gets
assaulted by statues and bookcases. Damn dude. I'm not sure if Workman's Comp
was a thing in the 30s, but Indy should apply after that. Anyways, he finds
what he was looking for and goes back to his office where Marcus Brody and a
"Mr. Smith" is waiting. Turns out Mr. Smith is a Nazi oops. The
artifact may be something from Atlantis. As usual, Indy is like, "Atlantis
schmantis" but goes to investigate anyways. One of his former students or
lovers or coworkers Sophia Hapgood is doing a talk on Atlantis (she considers
herself to be an expert and psychic who can connect with an ancient Atlantean
being) and Indy decides to ruin it to get her attention. So at this point,
Sophia and Indy are off investigating Atlantis and then you have choices about
how you want to complete the game---the Team path (you and Sophia do shit
together), Brains (using Indy's smarts to get shit done), and Fists (using
Indy's fists to get shit done). Depending on the path and the choices you make,
Sophia could die, Indy could die (thus ending the game), or you both live and
save the world from the Nazis and make out on the top of a submarine. Fuck
yeah.
WTF: I guess stuff
really was lax at that point, because Sophia stealing artifacts from digs
should've been more serious? Those whacky Nazis thinking they could harness the
power of Atlantis. This should have been the plot for what turned out to be Crystal Skull. Sigh. The
"things" the two Nazis turn into after messing around the Atlantean
god machine are horrifying, as is what happens when you "meet"
Sophia's Atlantean friend.
Fun
Facts are Fun:
The game was released in 1992. Fate of
Atlantis was supposed to have a sequel, but it never worked out. *sad
trombone* In 1999, PC Gamer voted it
the 42nd Best Video Game of All Time. There are several LucasArts
Easter eggs hidden in the game, including on Crete.
The
Verdict:
Hard as fuck but worth it. Get it now.
As
always, if you have any requests, send them my way!